Poor Guy—the day Guy’s American Kitchen + Bar opened in September, GoDaddy went down due to a hack, so one smart-ass decided to make up a fake menu for him. Then, as we all know, Pete Wells of the Times tore him a new one in his review. And now, yet another joker has taken a crack, snagging the domain name guysamericankitchenandbar.comwhy don’t you own it, Guy!—and posting an incredible spoof menu featuring items like “Football Meal: Warm, broken hamburgers, served in a clear plastic bag enclosed in a larger, black trash bag. Thrown at you from 40 yards.” (We know one person who would love that.)

Click on the menu below to see the whole thing, then pretend like you don’t want some DONKAMOLE.


[h/t @Sklawson]