When the news came out last week about Hulk Hogan’s newest business venture in Tampa—a Hooters-like breastaurant called Hogan’s Beach—the jokes came thick and fast. Perhaps that’s because he declared it “Jimmy Buffet’s [Margaritaville] times 10″ and mentioned that there would be a mechanical shark ride and tiki huts. Or perhaps it’s because the human steroid receptacle’s recent sex tape upgraded him from clown to über-clown, and his chances of being taken seriously are pretty much nil at this point.
For those of us who grew up in the golden era of WWF wrestling, the best thing to come out of the frenzy was the Twitter hashtag #HoganMenuItems, in which people suggested dish names for the Hulkster to serve at his new joint. Some were pretty hilarious, including “Banana Hammock Hamburger” and “Nice Junk Nachos.” And even when the material wasn’t A-plus, puns on names like Ric Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper provided an amusing trip down memory lane.
Click through the gallery above to see the funniest menu ideas for Hogan’s Beach.