Okay players, the big day is here, and unless you’re still trying to figure out how long to cook the turkey, the meal is spoken for and what you need now is some light entertainment to wile away the hours until you can stuff your face. You also need a way to prove to the family that there is a reason you are always on your computer.

To wit: Here are ten videos of turkey attacks, explosions, family feuding, and ax murdering—all with one bad-ass fowl to thank.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[Photo: thisamericanlife.com]