The New Orleans rapper Curren$y is known for many things: Making music. Smoking weed. Driving around the Big Easy in awesome cars. But anyone who follows him on Twitter (@CurrenSy_Spitta) knows that the wise-cracking artist is also obsessed with eating.

Don’t worry, he is not a self-professed “foodie” with a penchant for Instagramming kale (though he does make it to the farmers’ market from time to time). Rather, his stoner adventures make him a hilarious commentator on the world of munchies, from Hamburger Helper to yellow cake.

Click through the gallery above to read Curren$y’s musings on Memphis BBQ, “hibachi magic tricks,” and what Smurfs taste like.