Today, we have been celebrating some of our favorite butchers around the country—the men and women who are bringing back the institution of the meat counter, where things are done the right way and you can count on the fact that your beef wasn’t pumped full of steroids before making its way to your grill.

But thinking about these spots got us talking about butchers in general, and we realized that a lot of our favorite “butchers” don’t actually have anything to do with the trade at all. In fact, most are criminals, wrestlers, and fictional characters.

Click through the gallery above to see our 10 favorite “butchers” who aren’t really butchers.