Just what we all needed: a Caribbean rum that tastes and smells like stale cigarettes and coffee.

Stolen Rum has recently debuted a Coffee & Cigarettes Spiced Rum. Stolen “handcrafted this spiced Caribbean rum with roasted coffee beans and smoke flavors to give it a unique taste and aroma,” according to Cool Material. What’s next…stale beer-flavored vodka? PASS.

Here’s some more fascinating stuff from today:

What 7 World Cup countries would look like as hot dogs. [Foodbeast]

This burger with a bacon bun looks intense. [Eater NY

Expert explains Manhattan’s restaurant real estate troubles. [Grub Street

Vampire-themed cafe serves drinks in blood bags. [Eater]