Everyone knows you should be eating a balanced diet filled with fruits, vegetables, and whole grains. The handy food pyramid was always there to remind us of this—and thanks to FLOTUS, our children now have MyPlate to remind them. Sure, it’s a lot clearer than the old pyramid we used to have—but still, why are we relying on a single pyramid to cover everyone’s dietary needs at all stages of life?

Better yet, why are we breaking down what we should eat, when visualizing what we actually eat would be a lot more fun? SomeECards designed five brutally honest pyramids that do just that. Helpful? Still probably not. Hilarious? Yes.

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You can view this infographic full size at SomeECards.

[via SomeECards]