This week in the world of celebrity food tweets, there were quite a few strange bedfellows. Jimmy Fallon and Mitt Romney chatted about plans to go on an ice-cream date after a #MayPac fight bet. Ellen DeGeneres admitted that much she loved seeing Justin Timberlake’s head look like a lime. And Andy Richter made a bold Chipotle confession…that eventually made Larry King talk about refried beans.
And of course, our girl Chrissy was in the mix. Let’s dive in.
— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) May 5, 2015
While the rapper might be busy promoting his quasi-sushi-themed new track “California Roll,” Snoop Dogg’s dog is apparently really into horchata.
Kim Kardashian West
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) May 1, 2015
This week, Kim K-W was seriously committed to promoting her archive of selfies, including this one from what appears to be a Carl’s Jr. kitchen.
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) May 7, 2015
Treat yo’ self, Shaq.
Sarah Thyre and Andy Richter
Some cooking show lady on this waiting room tv just said “I’m irreverent about brownie batter” and it filled me with MURDEROUS RAGE
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) May 7, 2015
It was a big, food-themed week in the house of comedy power couple Sarah Thyre and Andy Richter.
First, Sarah got rightfully pissed about some (clearly deranged) person who doesn’t hold brownie batter in the highest regard.
Then, Rhianna’s Met Ball dress made us all hungry.
I WANNA GIANT OMELET pic.twitter.com/kd1Q1OFzN2
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) May 5, 2015
Meanwhile, Andy had a few things to say about coffee condiments…
motherfuckers at the coffee condiment station act like they’re touring a time share
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) May 5, 2015
…and, uh, Chipotle.
I’d like to apologize to everyone in this Chipotle line but I need u to know that my ball was stuck to my leg in a way that req immed atten
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) May 7, 2015
Mitt Romney and Jimmy Fallon
.@MittRomney Two scoops. Do they have The Tonight Dough at Bailey’s Bubble?
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 4, 2015
Mitt Romney is going to make good on his ice-cream bet with Jimmy Fallon over the #MayPac fight, but Jimmy’s mainly concerned about reppin’ his brand.
Just got the trademark for Thot Pockets
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 2, 2015
Sorry, Chrissy—someone already beat you to it.
Ellen (and Justin Timberlake)
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) May 6, 2015
Yeah, yeah, Justin has a new tequila out. The real story is he’s dressed like a lime.