Real celebs (and Twitter celebrities) love nothing more than sharing their latest food philosophy and revelations with the world—whether it’s admitting to mid-work out grilled cheese habits, or realizing you need a goddamn sausage McMuffin like Chrissy Teigen.
Behold, the greatest in tweeting and eating from famous faces this week.
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 30, 2015
Aziz knows what’s up with this #pizzahat, and has been fake hosting the pizza-themed #kidsMETball all week on twitter.
— T❍mmy L33 (@MrTommyLand) April 24, 2015
Oh, Tommy Lee, you’re such a master of (kind of) timely puns.
Do people still freeze Milky Way candy bars? #ItsMy2cents
— Larry King (@kingsthings) April 27, 2015
Larry King pulls out all the stops on Twitter with a hard hitting question about everyone’s candy bar habits. (For the record, yes, we do still freeze them.)
Fuckin’ tequila man.✈️[emoji hammer][emoji cry]
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) April 24, 2015
Poor Chris Pratt; being hungover on a plane is the worst.
I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button & I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) April 28, 2015
It is important to make your hot pocket before your cup of noodles because the timing is perfect for your two course meal
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 1, 2015
Chrissy knows that when cooking for someone important (say, your drunk self), timing is everything.
Weird Al Yankovic
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) April 18, 2015
Me: Sorry you didn’t like dinner, baby. Milo: it’s okay, mama. Just promise me you’ll never ever make that dinner again.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) April 29, 2015
Now we’re all just curious what garbage Alyssa cooked…
Cereal killa. pic.twitter.com/YAoxtfiCvQ
— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) April 30, 2015
Rappers and Cereal is an A+ website.
I just put a little cranberry juice in my club soda and its delicious AM I GWYNETH PALTROW
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 24, 2015
Add a little green juice and this combination makes Eichner true GOOP material.