Let’s all take a moment to acknowledge what St. Patrick’s Day really is: a day to guzzle shitty green-dyed beer and vomit all over oneself.
This year, people started getting wild real early. Here are 10 St. Patty’s Day revelers who are already way too hammed and need to go home.
These MIT students, who DEFINITELY shouldn’t be driving this insane solar-powered car.
This pig, which PETA clearly got drunk in order to make some worthless point.
Carson Daly, who looks way too excited to be pouring a Guinness at 8am.
This Golden Retriever, who is visibly lit.
The Epic Meal Time bros, who made disgusting green bacon.
This drunk executive, who barfed in Bergdorf’s at lunchtime.
Kathy Lee Gifford, who is drinking fucking CABERNET.
Literally everyone who’s having lunch at Red Lobster right now.
These fools in Syracuse, who were at a bar beating each other up at 8am.
This TURNT miniature pig.