Conan thinks his finicky Producer Jordan Schlansky stole money from his show to buy a fancy espresso machine for the office. In the Late Night video above, Conan takes Schlansky to L.A.’s Intelligentsia Coffee to tests his espresso knowledge. Then he tells Schlansky he’s going to put an entire espresso machine down his pants, while hot liquid is pouring out, “and watch it cook his scrotum.”

[via Team Coco]