Thanks, Gothamist, for bringing this ridiculous restaurant concept to our attention: Amancay’s, a soon-to-open nouveau diner in Bushwick, Brooklyn, has Spin the [Glass Coke] Bottle tables that come with dark red banquettes, “because one should feel most relaxed when prepared to tongue kiss a dining companion.”

The person responsible for this gimmicky idea? Chang Han, who Gothamist notes is “known more for his jello pool parties than his finesse with food.” Lulz. The diner also features “organic chicken,” “new grains,” and “all manner of knickknacks from naked Barbies in bathtubs to Sesame Street figurines.”

Here’s some more fascinating stuff we found on the Internet today:

How to turn a pumpkin into a beer keg [Mashable]

Square’s Order app lets you order coffee and pay before you get to the cafe [Tech Crunch]

Blogger makes a weekly playlist of songs she’s heard in coffee shops [The Coffeetographer]

La Colombe cofounder invents coffee maker that looks like a bong [Esquire]