Nevertheless, the pink vino is more or less what linen-clad Hamptonites run on. It’s their lifeblood. Only Rick Ross can save them now.
Restaurants are ordering “emergency” pallets of brands like VieVité, after running dangerously low on local favorite Wölffer Estate and Whispering Angel. This is the most drastic rosé shortage since 2012, reports Page Six, when Hamptons wine shops limited sales to four bottles a customer.
Twitter is in a frenzy over the crisis. Here are our favorite reactions to the apocalyptic shortage.
— Emma Roller (@emmaroller) August 28, 2014
The Ice Bucket Challenge but with live lobsters to raise awareness about the shortage of rosé in The Hamptons. #lobsterbucket
— Brett Sandusky (@bsandusky) August 28, 2014
And then there’s @thefatjewish‘s reaction to the news…
“WHITE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS SCREAMING AND HOARDING BOTTLES.”