As we proved by having waffles this morning for breakfast, there’s no such thing as “too soon” when it comes to the World Cup. And so it’s no surprise that disgraced Uruguyan striker Luis Suarez—who was banned by FIFA for four months after biting an Italian player during a group-stage match—has already been immortalized with a gag bottle opener referencing the incident.

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Buy one here for just £5.95. Now all we need is a cork stop that looks like Tim Howard…

[via Twitter/@drewmagery]