In life, we’re constantly forced to prioritize. But why sacrifice a beer for a foul ball at Fenway Park when you can have both? That’s exactly what the dude in this video did at this afternoon’s Red Sox-Tampa Bay game at Fenway Park. Note that he also keeps his iPhone safe throughout the play. True Amurrrican.

With this feat, he’s earned his place in the pantheon of Awesome People Who Have Caught Baseballs Without Dropping Their Beers. But he’ll never scale the heights of this guy who did it while jumping into a pool:

Here’s some other stuff we loved from today:

Cat cafés are apparently a thing now—first Japan, then NYC, now Portland. [via Eater]

Renegade cider makers get funky to cope with apple shortage. [via The Salt]

Cut up your kids’ food so they won’t be jerks. [via Geekosystem]

Meet the only female therapist who’s also a slaughterer in the UK. [via Munchies]

A native New Yorker explains the difference between a bodega, a deli, and a corner store for NYC newbies. [via Gothamist]

Hot, sour, sweet, and mobile: loco border street food [via The Salt]