This just in: Diane Keaton will never represent the U.S. in the Olympics if beer pong is made an official event.

We’re pretty sure Ms. Keaton started getting her pong on before she came out on stage with Jimmy Fallon, but that’s okay with us.

Diane Keaton is a national treasure, and she’s been nominated for and won, like, a ton of awards. She doesn’t need your wine pong rules. And Keaton thinks losing at wine pong is actually winning. You know what? As we watch that slow smile spread across her face while she drinks down her delicious defeat, we’re not so sure she’s wrong.


Here’s some other stuff we loved from today:

Moose milking in Russia [Modern Farmer]

Farting could mean you just have healthy gut microbes [NPR]

5 Colonial-era drinks you should know [Serious Eats]

America’s 38 essential coffee shops [Eater]