Let’s all take a moment to acknowledge what St. Patrick’s Day really is: a day to guzzle shitty green-dyed beer and vomit all over oneself.

Not everyone’s appreciative of the public debauchery associated with St. Patrick’s Day, but regardless, drunkards across the globe revel in the spirit of the faux-holiday.

Take a look at some of the best/worst tweets and and Instagrams celebrating St. Patrick’s Day tomfoolery—and reminding the rest of us to stay inside and lock all the doors.

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!