It isn’t exactly a revelatory statement to say that hangovers suck. However, this helpful video from Laughing Squid lets us in on which types of alcohol to avoid when we have those early morning meetings the next day. For those of you too lazy to watch the video, here’s a breakdown of alcohol, from the liquor that will give you the worst hangover to the one that will give you the most bearable hangover:

  1. Brandy
  2. Red Wine
  3. Bourbon
  4. Dark Rum
  5. Whisky
  6. Gin
  7. Vodka 

So, the general rule is: the darker the alcohol, the shittier you’re going to feel the next day. Also, be sure to stay away from cheap alcohol and sugary drinks, when possible.

Here’s some other fun stuff from today:

Apparently, someone invented a vagina toaster. [Huffington Post]

How a late-night snack became a million dollar peanut butter company. [Business Insider]

Suppress sexual urges by eating graham crackers. [The Atlantic]

How to correctly re-heat a pizza. [Gawker]

Top Chef announces “Extreme” spinoff show. [Eater]