According to The Huffington Post, 35-year-old Alvin Kenneth “Chico” Welch Jr. is accused of beating Joshua Andrew Heinz to death with a baseball bat after they disagreed on carving techniques.

“The incident happened last Saturday night at a football watching party at Heinz’ house in Jacksonville, Fla.

Welch was cutting meat for a take-home plate when he started arguing with Heinz over the proper way to slice it…The argument got out of hand and Welch allegedly hit Heinz, 31, with the bat.”

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