Ladies and gentlemen, Oktoberfest is officially upon us. Usually, Oktoberfest galleries are filled with pictures of busty women wearing dirndls for people to thirst over. But the real spectacle of Oktoberfest is ridiculous men dressed in lederhosen.

Oktoberfest is the largest Volksfest (people’s fair) in the world. Partiers of all ages come from every country around the world to party with the Germans and take advantage of their fantastic beer. According to the International Business Times, the festival had more than 3.5 million visitors during the first week last year, setting a new record.

In the spirit of the great Deutsch festival, we have compiled a gallery of the drunkest and weirdest male Oktoberfest attendees. Watch carefully for the Great Puking Man in Lederhosen and Those Guys Who Yell About Threesomes. Oktoberfest is their natural environment, but avoid them at all costs.

Pull up your lederhosen, raise your glass, and have a gander at the dudes of Oktoberfest. Prost!