Celebrities love food. And sometimes food is more famous than celebrities. So it only makes sense that we would bring you a highly comprehensive breakdown of their trials and tribulations, according to what we can glean from that great equalizer of trials and tribulations: the Internet.

To keep this from getting too serious (and saving your mind from inevitable implosion), we’ve limited this investigation of famous people eating normal food/peasants eating famous food to just the last month. We saw Rihanna eating food like a jet-setting boss, a certain chain-wearing gourmand whipping up high-speed menus for the luxe life, and designer chickens that only dine on Michelin-starred grub. It’s celebrities doing food. Food as celebrity. Meta celebrity. Let’s get to it—click through the gallery above to see all of September’s high-profile food triumphs and fails.