The wine marketing website Vinport has created a Star Trek-themed wine collection, featuring three wines named after episodes from The Original Series. Naturally, we decided to create our own TV-themed wine collections based on shows we like even better than Star Trek.

Our vast collection features R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet Shiraz, Duck Dynasty (white) Zinfandel, Don Draper Cabernet, Boardwalk Empire Syrah, and Top Chef Merlot. So now, when you’re watching Don Draper have childhood flashbacks or Phil Robertson do whatever rednecks do, you can swig from a bottle featuring their gorgeous mugs.

[via Laughing Squid]