A few weeks ago, we brought you a Tumblr belonging to a couple of Chicago girls who like to say swear words while they cook. Well, this week we bring you the Tumblr of a guy who’s a lot more irreverent than that. Meet Thug Kitchen, whose proprietor can find a curse word to fit just about any occasion: like washing spoons, suggesting a healthy black bean wrap, or pointing at grapes. Honestly, these photos don’t even need our captions. And sometimes there are even recipes!

Click through and try not to crack a smile — you know your punk ass fucking wants to!

Click through the gallery above to see our favorite shots, then follow Thug Kitchen here.

All photos via Thug Kitchen.