There is a Penis-Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)

It's also a gift shop, so you can bring back some gifts that keep on giving.

Photos: Seoul Tapper and pyonmw

Photos: Seoul Tapper and pyonmw

Deulmusae opened in Pocheon, South Korea in 1996. The blog My Seoul Searching shares its origin story: a visiting monk stopped by one day and told the restaurant that it had too much female energy. How do you fix that problem? By erecting penises everywhere, of course.

Seriously, there are penises (penes?) absolutely everywhere. From cups, to plates, to sculptures, to lighting, everything is basically a giant penis. There’s a joke in there somewhere about being glad that South Korea is one of those places you don’t slip anyone a tip.

Here are more phallic photos than you probably ever thought you’d see on a food blog. Warning: NSFW.

The path to the restaurant is lined with phallic sculptures. (Photo: KoreAm)

deulmusae path by Kore Am There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)


Did we mention that some of those penis sculptures light up? (Photo: Seoul Tapper)

deulmusae light up dicks by seoul tapper There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)

Then there are penis sculptures made of stone, like this one. (Photo: Pyonmw)


deulmusae penis sculpture by pyonmw There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)

There’s even a penis-shaped oven. If they made pizza, it would be “dick-oven pizza.” (Photo: kim,sm)

deulmusae dick oven by joins There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)


You can visit the gift shop for all your penile statuary needs. This is exactly what your garden or front yard has been missing. If you live in Chicago, we recommend you use one of these next winter for parking spot dibs. (Photo: kim,sm)

deulmusae dick assemblage by joins There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)

Great fountain, amirite? (Photo: Mimsie Ladner)


deulmusae penis pool by joins There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)

There’s a world map made of ceramic penises, because, why not. (Photo: Mimsie Ladner)

deulmusae dick world map There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)


Inside the restaurant, you can watch this baker make penis-shaped breads. They’re filled with red bean paste. We’re not making that up. And yes, it should have been custard. (Photo: Seoul Tapper)

deulmusae dick bread by seoul tapper There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)

Drinks are served in venue-appropriate vessels. (Photo: Seoul Tapper)


deulmusae drink by dtschaeff on instagram There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)

You also get to drink from a penis cup if you’re a woman, or a vagina cup if you’re a man. (Photo: pyonmw)

deulmusae cups by pyonmw There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)


The food is supposed to be quite good, and is served on either phallic or vulvic plates, similar to the drinks. (Photo: Seoul Tapper)

deulmusae vagina plate by seoul tapper There is a Penis Themed Restaurant in South Korea (NSFW)

You can’t balance male and female energies on an empty stomach, after all.

[via KoreAm, Seoul Searching, Seoul Tapper]

 

  • Brian.

    What kind of madness is this?we have come to end times where by the devil is controlling everything,what a restorant?Jesus have mercy.

    • V

      What’s wrong with that? It’s for adults deep in the mountain. It’s being a little bit more frank and having fun, and nobody gets unwanted baby or STD by that. Wake up from your unnecessary judgment. Else, you can have your world collapse, when all other people live all sane and have frank, healthy fun.

  • Francesca Ligtas

    It brought me a much needed giggle! This probably couldn’t survive here do to the immaturity of people, vandalism, and protests. If I’m ever in Korea this is definitely on my list to visit… I just hope I get all my giggles out while walking up the path of penises… hahahaaa

  • John Dugan

    Makes a guy feel a bit humbled. It also reminds one of how important it is to keep the member in good health, a subject often ignored by men. Regular use of a top notch penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can help maintain its health.

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