Let’s all take a moment to acknowledge what St. Patrick’s Day really is: a day to guzzle shitty green-dyed beer and vomit all over oneself.
Not everyone’s appreciative of the public debauchery associated with St. Patrick’s Day, but regardless, drunkards across the globe revel in the spirit of the faux-holiday.
Take a look at some of the best/worst tweets and and Instagrams celebrating St. Patrick’s Day tomfoolery—and reminding the rest of us to stay inside and lock all the doors.
This guy’s definitely going to try to make out with a leprechaun blow-up doll.
St. Patrick’s Day reminder: green beer equals green barf.
— Dan O’Toole (@fs1otoole) March 17, 2014
And green barf equals gorgeous sidewalks.
The only green I’m wearing today is my own drunken sick. Am I doing St. Patrick’s Day right? — Trace Beaulieu (@TraceBeaulieu) March 17, 2014
Yes, sir, yes you are.
St. Patrick’s Day? More like “I’m 1/8 Irish on my grandfathers cousin side so yeah I’m gonna drink until I throw up blood” Day — hugs and drugs (@vyvansethoughts) March 17, 2014
Throwing up blood is always a good goal to have at the start of the day.
Quick St. Patrick’s Day reminder: You can also drink every other day of the year. — Sid Seixeiro (@Sid_Seixeiro) March 17, 2014
Don’t tell the people getting black out on a Monday!
Jason Stephens needs to be stopped.
St p days is for smoking green weed and drinking green beer
— Kaitlyn McCartan (@kitmecar) March 17, 2014
Way to take the bastardization of St. Patrick’s Day to the next level!
Happy St. Paddy’s Day!