The 25 Worst Fast-Food Tattoos

The bar is extremely low to begin with, but these take the cake.

  • Nothing like representing your love for "swim" and fast food on the same hand. (Photo: TattooPins)
  • Everybody loves a good stick and poke, but what exactly are we looking at here? A smoked-out rat with human teeth, a long tail, and one antler? (Photo: AZWeird)
  • One hell of a sloppy double cheese burger. (Photo: Jason Ackerman)
  • Is minimum wage a burrito an hour? (Photo:WFTtattoos)
  • This is utterly brilliant. (Photo: magieserpica)
  • I hope this man gets paid for product placement. (Photo: Athlon Sports)
  • The double bacon cheese burger really compliments your lobe, dude! (Photo: EvilLittleBlue)
  • Never Stop Loving It! 
(Photo: tattoos.com)
  • Quite the Mickey D's diva we have here. (Photo: holytaco)
  • This has to be the sexiest McDonald's-inspired tattoo ever, right!? (Photo: foodnetworkhumor)
  • Bets are made to be lost. (Photo: i-am-bored)
  • This guy's name is Derek Jones and he's the guitarist of Falling in Reverse and his loyal fans support him and his knuckle tats at WTFTattoos.com. (Photo: WTFtattoos)
  • Brilliant touch with the french fry hands. (Photo: Izismile)
  • Why such sinister looking fries on your foot? (Photo:misspigcharmer)
  • Wikihow.com offers up 13 easy steps on how to get over your first love, including this god-awful tattoo. (Photo: Tattooartist.org)
  • Don't forget to make sure you order gorilla style. (Photo: tattoofailure)
  • Does this tattoo come with napkins? (Photo: myspace)
  • The good old country store. (Photo: chacha)
  • Colonel Sanders couldn't be prouder. (Photo: Roger Gastman)
  • Quality, quality, and more quality. (Photo: thatsright)
  • This is pants down the best food tattoo—and the best ass tattoo—ever. (Photo: hoplaa)
  • The king gets zooted too! (Photo: radass)
  • Stacks on stacks on stacks. (Photo: Hambloggerwithcheese)
  • Popeyes
  • Justin's infamous 'Live Mas' Beefy Crunch Burrito tattoo. (Photo: eater)

About a month ago, a Taco Bell diehard named Justin vowed to get Taco Bell’s Beefy Crunch Burrito tattooed on his body, so long as Taco Bell agreed to release the menu item early. After a brief Twitter exchange, the fast-food giant agreed to take the Beefy Crunch Burrito addict up on his offer. And in an introspective, artfully done video of the tattoo process, we see Justin painted as the most badass, loyal Taco Bell customer ever. Although the stunt may have been a bit ridiculous, Justin just kept smiling throughout the whole ordeal. #NoRegrets

Justin’s tattoo got us thinking: What other awful fast food-inspired tattoos are out there? And why would you willingly turn your body into an advertisement for companies that already advertise too much? We’ve compiled a list of the 25 biggest fast-food tattoo fails, which encompasses pelvic bone In-N-Out burger tats, McDonald’s tramp stamps, and a really big tattoo of a hamburger that says “Welcome to Assburger, Home of the Assburger” on someone’s ass. The great lengths people will go to in an attempt to pay homage to their favorite fast-food joints are equal parts fascinating and disturbing.

Click through the gallery above to see the most unruly examples of how fast-food superfans express their love with indelible ink. 

 
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