Pizza Dough Monsters are Real and Coming to Get You

We used to like pizza. Now we are terrified of it.

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Photo: Twitter/@alisabm

Alisa Burn-Murdoch tweeted a picture of a dough monster oozing out of a bin behind a Papa John’s in Edinburgh, Scotland.

Brun-Murdoch spotted the expanding dough while walking to work on Tuesday. A representative from Papa John’s U.K. tweeted back that they are investigating the matter.

Remember, folks, that dough—and other foods like kombucha and yogurt—are very much alive. Regardless, this is some next-level Strega Nona shit right here.

[via Huffington Post]

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