Move Over, ‘Lil Bub: Sushi Cats Are Everything

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Recently, the venerable ‘Lil Bub visited our office (we know, we know—we’re living the dream), and we felt pretty confident in our assessment that the dwarfish feline is, indeed, the Internet’s best cat—better than Grumpy Cat, certainly, and definitely better than those cats with their faces stuck in pieces of bread.

But then, Sushi Cats appeared like a vision. While these furry creatures resting atop giant mounds pressed rice are new to us, the Japan-based company Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts says that the history of Sushi Cats (Neko-Sushi) “is nothing more than the history of mankind.”

Peep the video below and prepare to have your mind blown—you’ll soon see that your Illuminati theories are bunk. Sushi Cats run everything.

 

 

Oh, and here is the “About” section on their website:

Neko-Sushi is an extremely unusual life-form consisting of a cat on top of a portion of sushi rice.

Although several references have come down to us through history from various researchers and witnesses, their existence is still shrouded in mystery and actual sightings remain rare.

There are several academics who have devoted their lives to the study of  these creatures. According to a number of these, Neko-Sushi make use of gaps in space to come to us from an alternate dimension. Beyond these “gaps” lies the world of the Neko-Sushi in which, it is recently understood, lies the true identity of the cats that dwell with us here in the human dimension.

 

[via Laughing Squid]

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