"Oh my gawd, I love Chipotle. Chipotle is my life!"
Fact: Little kids are really good at completely undermining your existence by saying relatively normal things in a funny voice.
In this Vine—brilliantly titled “white girls b like”—a young comic genius does just that, capturing the inanity of Chipotle fandom in just six seconds.
We’ve watched it 25 times so far. Still not old.
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