Eat This Tumblr: Burger Lords

Enter the realm of the beef patty.

  • Massive burger quake is about to ensue.
  • Don't think about it, just enjoy it.
  • God, let these be available for purchase.
  • This looks dangerous, but we appreciate that a cheeseburger seat exists.
  • You can see your reflection in the cheese close-up, and that's a beautiful thing.
  • What must you do to receive this patch on your vest? Whatever it is, we think we'll like it.
  • Trying not to imagine how dirty that cheeseburger now is.
  • This almost beats Burgers and Nails.
  • Open sesame!
  • We'd like to name this hopeless mess the Ferngully Burger.
  • The Maron burger from The Oinkster is stuffed with queso fundido and topped with house-pickled veggies. Swoon.
  • We hope this absolute winner can share where he bought this garment.
  • Happy birthday to the luckiest human on earth.
  • Falling burger ingredients is the essence of drama.
  • This burger cat was obviously fashioned from a Burger King ad, and that's OK.
  • Stacks on stacks on stacks.
  • OMG don't drop that burger, Wendy!
  • The smeared mustard in this photo (nay, art) is so dramatic.
  • Now go forth and enjoy your DGAF Friday.

Each week, we bring you a delicious Tumblr to feast your eyes on, and since it’s DGAF Friday, we figure there’s no better time to stare at an explosion of ridiculous cheeseburgers than right now. Yes, we brought you a burger-themed blog last week, but this one is different and awesome, so pay attention.

#BurgerLords is the devil-may-care, calories-and-good-sense-be-damned sister Tumblr of L.A.’s The Oinkster—a new-school fast-food joint focusing on the perfect burger. Here’s how it goes down: Brothers and co-owners Max and Fred invite users to submit burger pics from the restaurant—or any other favorite burger—to the their site, then collect the best posts on the Oinkster. But that overflow of patty-themed goodness has to go somewhere, right?

Cue #BurgerLords, a never-ending mecca for beef pilgrims who also enjoy GIFs of cascading cheese, dancing burger buns, and pets flying on burger-shaped dog beds. For true fans of the burger geniuses, there is even #BurgerLords/Oinkster paraphernalia available for purchase. Amidst the Tumblr collage of meats, buns, and cheeses, you’re sure to be hypnotized into a cheeseburger stupor in no time. We blame this food GIF.

Click through the gallery above and visit #BurgerLords to get initiated into the gang.

All photos via #BurgerLords

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