This Bathroom Made Out of Belgian Chocolate Costs $133,000

That's a very unfortunate color for a toilet.

All photos via Bathroomsweets.com

All photos via Bathroomsweets.com

Today, there’s an endless amount of weird, stunning crap you can find and buy online (and no, these amazing sushi socks do not count, because they’re fantastic).

Newest on the incredible-but-useless purchase block is a bathroom suite with fixtures made entirely out of luxe Belgian chocolate. The Daily News reports that Bathrooms.com and Choccywoccydoodah, a group of designers and chocolatiers from the UK, worked together to craft the 100% Belgian chocolate bathroom set, containing a full-sized bathtub, toilet, basin, and bidet. The whole shebang clocks in at 9.4 million calories.

Bathrooms.com CEO Ian Monk explains why someone would create an all-chocolate bathroom,

“As a consequence of shoppers searching for ‘bathroom sweets’ we decided to answer their search, literally. Our very own exclusive chocolate bathroom suite, based on our Maderno range, was initially a bit of fun, but once we realized it was possible to actually make…we decided to buy Bathroomsweets.com and list the product.”

Each piece is available to be sold individually, but since everything’s made fresh to order, purchasers will have to wait for a two to three months delivery period.

Here’s a look at what you can buy (and then eat), if you’re into eating brown toilets: 
bathroom1 This Bathroom Made Out of Belgian Chocolate Costs $133,000
Toilet, $23,400, and bidet, $11,700
bathroom2 This Bathroom Made Out of Belgian Chocolate Costs $133,000
Bathtub, $83,600
bathroom3 This Bathroom Made Out of Belgian Chocolate Costs $133,000
Sink, $15,000

Just be warned: it will be difficult to maintain your chocolate bathroom. According to the release, the set will only last for about six months, and will definitely melt if it comes into contact with a heater, sunlight, or hot water.

[via NY Daily News]

  • JesusAintARealNigga

    *cranks up heat to 100 degrees*

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