20 Dogs That Are About to Steal Your Food

Pups love to wheeze your grindage at any opportunity.

  • Autumn #ops.
  • Imagine eating a cake the same height as you—you'd be scared too.
  • File under: Existential dilemma.
  • T-minus five seconds until bad behavior begins.
  • What to do....
  • This dog is just OCD about the cleanliness of kitchen surfaces.
  • "I'm so hungry I could eat a pizza box."
  • Showdown, it's going down.
  • A longer tongue would be useful.
  • The mystery of the missing breakfast.
  • "You must be fucking with me."
  • The old "piece of meat on the edge of the table" game.
  • Waiting to steal food can be tiring.
  • "You know I don't like olives! But yeah, I'll still eat it."
  • Chocolate cake #ops.
  • Step away from the cereal and nobody has to get hurt.
  • "Oh, what? I was just looking for my tennis ball."
  • Lap pizza for lap dog.
  • Pizza party.

Recently, this GIF of the “cupcake dog“—in which a poor pup is paralyzed with indecision when offered a platter of cupcakes—has been our go-to response to most things life throws our way. We can relate to what he’s going through: Anything that seems good and easy is probably a trick. This dog knows that as well as anyone. He knows there’s no such thing as a free cupcake binge without repercussions, and that humans don’t just do nice things without any agenda.

What’s funny is that dogs have less of a problem stealing food when you’re not looking than they do accepting random acts generosity. In fact, they seem to spend the majority of their time hatching schemes to sneak-attack your pizza, cake, and Sunday roast.

Click through the gallery above to see 20 dogs caught red-handed (er, pawed) in the midst of a human food robbery.



  • g

    was hoping for real images…this is what a dog thief really looks like… our dog…a couple of weeks ago.. http://youtu.be/5sL2EAZonqE

  • AK

    Check out the #beglife stream on Instagram for more content just like this.

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