What Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Says About You

Time to come to terms with what everyone is thinking about you at the ice-cream parlor.

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Ever been on a nice date, left the restaurant for a romantic stroll, then ended up at a ice cream parlor and *record scratch* your companion orders Rocky Road? All of a sudden, you're thinking more about updating the dessert preferences on your Tinder profile than going for that first kiss.

Let's be real: Staring into the display case at a frozen-treats emporium is like a Rorschach test, and while I'm all for the "dance like no one's watching" approach to life, it's important to know that friends/lovers/potential paramours/other patrons are silently judging based on your order. So before you go for that triple scoop of bubblegum or get a Heath bar smashed into your Cold Stone order, just be aware of what signal you're sending. Let's break it down...

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