One of the scariest things to do while high is order food.
The paranoia, the time racing by you, and the crowd of equally-stoned friends chuckling in the background all add up to a situation so stressful that you need to smoke another joint in order to deal with it.
Twitter has a lot of things to say about ordering food high, and nearly all of them are hilarious and on-point. From alien faces to Spongebob references, there’s a world of images and memes to express how all of us feel about ordering food while baked.
Scroll down to see the most hilarious stoned reactions to trying to order food.
When your so high and your ordering food at tacobell and forget if you got a drink cause you totally forgot if you ordered one lol omg wut
— Brianna Watkins (@briannawatkins_) February 13, 2014
Ordering at food places high af pic.twitter.com/HIGN1PJHLH
— Devaughn (@TuccGawwd) February 14, 2014
fun game to play @ work: is he high or ordering food for a small family?
— Jessica L (@jlukes24) February 18, 2014
“@thepoeticwreck: Ordering food stoned like “uhhhh” http://t.co/HgV3Cw4xdU” pic.twitter.com/0ugYSe5xUs
— 85PRELUDEguy (@travis1100) February 7, 2014
Ordering food while high pic.twitter.com/r7864s3vH7
— Grey ✖️ (@LoGreySt) February 7, 2014
@TheDiamondBaby ordering food somewhere and i feel like im taking way to long and that they totally know im high which makes me go slower
— pizza king (@N3ck_Deep) April 3, 2013
when u high ordering food & the person who takin your order goes “I didn’t get all that, can you repeat your order?” pic.twitter.com/94Tvt4QOe4
— David (@Yung_Yamaka) January 15, 2014
Ordering food in Taco Bell drive through with a girly high pitched voice and seeing the workers reaction when I pull up >>>>> #toofunny
— AJ Hart (@TheRealAugustus) March 19, 2013
high guys ordering food like “ha lemme get a uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh” pic.twitter.com/gXjSKegcYu
— theodore twombly (@palegoon) December 20, 2013
When you high and ordering food you be like… lemme get uhhhhhhh…….. pic.twitter.com/WyVERYLEGp
— WHITE GIRLS (@Arizzle314) December 8, 2013
Ordering food while high aka ordering the whole menu
— Aligator (@AlisaysHi) September 8, 2013
I hate ordering food when im high, my eyes be red af n I laugh in between sentences, the cashier be lookin at me like pic.twitter.com/cj7335Gn4J
— XXPLO$IVE (@SGDVDDY) July 28, 2013
Ordering food while your high is the hardest thing to do cause you always switch up what you want.. LOL
— Sinner (@justintaylorr) February 25, 2012
Ordering food @ McDonald’s high as hell like pic.twitter.com/gRbaQRKoIA
— © (@Flannelshirtz) February 11, 2014
Ordering food at a drive thru, stoned with a car ful of high kids is like mission impossible
— madison alleva (@maddiiex3hope) May 22, 2013
When you and your friend are ordering food indoors high af lol pic.twitter.com/2gNEIYZRpl
— Rene Osorio (@ItsCurrrlyYo) February 10, 2014
real talk id make better decisions with a hooker alone in a hotel room on e then being stoned and ordering food alone
— DANCESTADAMUS (@dances) April 28, 2012
Ordering fast food when you high … pic.twitter.com/pvfKetbUFf
— パワー (@Nodnarblx) January 5, 2014