Taiwan’s Newest Restaurant, Funny Sex, Features Phallic Rice and Buxom Soup Bowls—And That’s Just the Beginning (NSFW)

Funny Sex is basically heaven as designed by 13-year-old boys everywhere.

Have you ever washed your hands with soap from a latex breast-shaped dispenser? We didn’t think so.

A new Taiwanese restaurant, located in Kaohsiung, has taken sexy decor to a new, more literal level and ventured into the world of extreme and laughably erotic sex paraphernalia.

Funny Sex features a plethora of sex toys and even a giant wooden penis, reports Tomo News. Framed illustrations of breast shapes hang from the walls. And that’s just the tip of the, ahem, iceberg. Diners are welcome to borrow inflatable sex dolls to keep them company at their tables.

Not even the food is SFW. Soup-y dishes come in boob-shaped bowls, while anything that will stay in place long enough gets shaped into a penis.

We’d love to see Anthony Bourdain follow up his trip to Japan’s robot restaurant with a visit to Taiwan’s new sex bistro.

Watch the video above to see Funny Sex in all its glory.

Screen Shot 2014 04 10 at 9 12 10 AM 500x285 Taiwans Newest Restaurant, Funny Sex, Features Phallic Rice and Buxom Soup Bowls—And Thats Just the Beginning (NSFW)

Screen Shot 2014 04 10 at 9 12 32 AM 500x280 Taiwans Newest Restaurant, Funny Sex, Features Phallic Rice and Buxom Soup Bowls—And Thats Just the Beginning (NSFW)


Screen Shot 2014 04 10 at 9 13 40 AM 500x282 Taiwans Newest Restaurant, Funny Sex, Features Phallic Rice and Buxom Soup Bowls—And Thats Just the Beginning (NSFW)

Screen Shot 2014 04 10 at 9 13 58 AM 500x278 Taiwans Newest Restaurant, Funny Sex, Features Phallic Rice and Buxom Soup Bowls—And Thats Just the Beginning (NSFW)

Screen Shot 2014 04 10 at 9 14 18 AM 500x291 Taiwans Newest Restaurant, Funny Sex, Features Phallic Rice and Buxom Soup Bowls—And Thats Just the Beginning (NSFW)

[via Design Taxi]

  • Cathy Xiao Chen

    this must be the worst restaurant ever…

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