R. Kelly Drops “Cookie” Video, Food Community Confused and Angered by Absence of Cookies

Where's the Oreos???

Kelz dropped his single, “Cookie,” a couple months back. Sure enough, it was another triumph of ridiculous R&B euphemism. Was he singing about eating actual Oreos, or incredibly graphic sexual acts?

Definitely the latter, which Kelz proved in the ‘Cookie’ video he just dropped, filled with lots of women dressed as maids, and some women dressed in nothing.

We know you’re dissappointed. To make it up to you, we’ll leave you with the below photo of R. Kelly dressed as the Keebler elf.

kelz R. Kelly Drops Cookie Video, Food Community Confused and Angered by Absence of Cookies

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