The hosts of the TODAY show say that in order to prevent Thanksgiving day disasters, you should ask Martha Stewart for her expertise.
Really? WIth all the #struggleplates she’s been tweeting out recently—including that vomit-inducing Iceberg salad and that onion soup that begs you to make a poop joke—you still want Martha to give you Thanksgiving advice? Okay, whatever floats your boat.
After asking Martha what the dumbest question she received from viewers was (her answer: “Scotch or Bourbon, because I don’t know. I don’t know why he was asking. I didn’t know what he was talking about, so I just answered Bourbon”) the TODAY show host brings up the issue of Martha’s struggle plates. To which the struggle plate queen responds,
“That’s a delicious onion soup. That’s an iceberg lettuce salad, with russian dressing with little cornichon in it. It is delicious. And I’m going to take a lot more pictures on Thanksgiving. So all of you out there who love my photos, just watch.”
Best slow cooked onion soup with baguette croutons and gruyere and Comte cheese melted on top. Garden onions pic.twitter.com/VNFkeiV3o3
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 17, 2013