Bitelabs.org Wants to Sell Lab-Grown Salami Made of Kanye West

Is this simply a ploy, or is there a future in celebrity sausage?

Photo: bitelabs.org

Photo: bitelabs.org

Bitelabs.org wants you to EAT CELEBRITY MEAT, according to the company’s website. More specifically, it would like to “grow meat from celebrity tissue samples and use it to make artisanal salami.

The site proposes taking tissue samples of celebs like Kanye West, James Franco, Jennifer Lawrence, and Ellen DeGeneres, and growing their cloned meat for use in a salami blend.

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This might be a brilliant, extremely clever satirical commentary on the Silicon Valley food tech trend, or its just an earnest and serious ploy to get Kanye to eat himself in sausage form.

Consumers seem to be all for it:

According to Bite Labs, the Kanye salami is best paired with “strong straight bourbon.”

[via Animal NY, Motherboard]

  • Anon

    yeehaw

  • Montana Savage

    Stop.White.People. #StopWhitePeople

    • Stephen

      Man, I’d like to think I can speak for most white people when I say “fuck this shit, what the fuck man?”

    • derp

      Savagely douchey

  • Igloo

    Is this cannibalism?

  • loca

    this is actually kinda dangerous if you think about it, cause if stupid people really buy this fuckin meat they might get addicted to human meat and start eating people and we might have something close to a zombie apocalypse. its the work of the illuminati :o

  • SARA

    This is cannabalism. What the hell is wrong with you.

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