Bitelabs.org wants you to EAT CELEBRITY MEAT, according to the company’s website. More specifically, it would like to ”grow meat from celebrity tissue samples and use it to make artisanal salami.“
The site proposes taking tissue samples of celebs like Kanye West, James Franco, Jennifer Lawrence, and Ellen DeGeneres, and growing their cloned meat for use in a salami blend.
This might be a brilliant, extremely clever satirical commentary on the Silicon Valley food tech trend, or its just an earnest and serious ploy to get Kanye to eat himself in sausage form.
Consumers seem to be all for it:
If you see Franco at AWP, tell him to get on board with this plan to culture his flesh in a lab for human consumption http://t.co/4eXAmMuMXL
— Will Kaufman (@specwill) February 26, 2014
According to Bite Labs, the Kanye salami is best paired with “strong straight bourbon.”