How to Eat at a Breastaurant Without Being Creepy

Yeah yeah, we know—you're there for "the wings."

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Men, here are some things you enjoy: Hamburgers! Beer! Televised sports! Chicken wings! Boobs!

Even making allowances for our vegetarian, straight-edge, and/or gay brothers, the odds are good that at least some of the things on that list would trigger the pleasure-centers of most fellas’ brains (not to mention loins). So what happens when you take all of them, roll ‘em together, and open up a business that is essentially a monument to the base desires of men?

You end up with a breastaurant—that is, a restaurant where breasts are critical component, such as Twin Peaks, Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill, Tilted Kilt, Show-Me’s, Bone Daddy’s, or the OG of the game, Hooters.

There’s something a little weird about going to a restaurant where the entire point is that you’re allowed to leer at your waitress, whose uniform is designed to strategically emphasize her boobs, as she brings you fried things to consume while you watch the game.

But if you’re curious about this shockingly successful business model, or if you’re going to get dragged to one by your lecherous cousin for three hours on Sunday afternoon, there are ways to patronize these establishments without being a total creep. Click through the story to find out how.

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