“It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate…We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.”
And because this is 2014 and we are all insane, the post drove so much traffic the Goop website went down. That’s right—her
divorce conscious uncoupling announcement literally crashed the site. No worries, the full text is posted on Defamer.
Maybe Gwyn just wants to party all the time like she did on Glee last night—and who can blame her for that!? All we know is there were one too many cooks in the kitchen in the Paltrow-Martin household.
Predictably, Twitter is going bat shit crazy over the news. Here are our favorite Twitter reactions to the split so far.
Oh man, this next Goop is gonna be heavy. (This is not a Paltrow tweet. I just had chicken parm and yogurt pretzels for lunch.)
— Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) March 25, 2014
Gwyneth Paltrow still knows more about flax oil than you. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) March 26, 2014
From today’s GOOP: “Conscious Un-coupling Cleanse Tonic” 60 oz. Jim Beam 1 guava Throw guava at husband. Drink Jim Beam. Serves one. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 26, 2014
Goop dot com is DOWN. Gwyneth’s separation crashed her own website. This is our lives now. This is who we are as humans. — Helen Rosner (@hels) March 25, 2014
Complex TV has the full scoop on the Goopy Paltrow-Martin split. Watch and learn in the video below.