It began with a tweet, and the tweet became flesh. Last week, comedian Michael Ian Black, famous for his smug expression and appearances on seminal television classics Michael & Michael Have Issues and Robot Chicken tweeted his interest in lasering portraits on ham.
Please, Dietz & Watson, indulge him. Heaven knows that VH1 hasn’t called him for an I Love The 80s episode in about a week. Twitter seemed amused, however.
On the bright side, this reminds us of the time that Paula Deen got hit by a frozen ham. Because hams don’t stand for racism, either.