Danny Bowien and Aziz Ansari Collaborate on Fortune Cookies

Ja Rule is right behind you.

Photo: Zagat/Wikimedia

Photo: Zagat/Wikimedia

Le Grand Fooding returns to NYC for its fifth time this Friday and Saturday. The dinner, entitled “Time Mach’Inn,” will feature foods from three distinct trends in food history: fusion, bistronomy, and farm-to-table.

Danny Bowien and Aziz Ansari are collaborating on the Le Grand Fooding dessert: Bowien will be making macha flavored fortune cookies and Aziz will be writing the fortunes. Some choice predictions that have been released to the public:

  • Your career as a street racer will take a promising turn in the near future.
  • Ja Rule is right behind you.
  • One day, you will make love to someone on a jet ski.

Instant classics. Much better than the dumb fortunes we usually get.

[via Vogue]

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