Man Breaks Up with Long John Silver’s On Valentine’s Day Via Twitter

Because all is fair in love and fish sticks.

Photo: Nifty Niblets, The Hunter Show

Photo: Nifty Niblets, The Hunter Show

In an effort to eat healthier, comedian Hunter Roberts has been saving his trips to Long John Silver’s for special occasions—he now only indulges every six months or so. To celebrate his once-every-six-months Long John Silvers visit, Roberts tweeted a farewell.

Long John Silver’s jumped on the chance to win his love back, and the Twitter conversation spiraled from there.

Our favorite tweet? Hunter writes:

“I wish I could see you more, too. But this is a Brokeback Mountain type situation. We can only do this a few times anually.”

Kudos to whoever is running the Long John Silver’s Twitter page. This flirtatious banter is truly spectacular.

Scroll down to read the whole dramatic breakup. Spoiler: Wendy’s gets involved.

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[via Foodbeast]

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