Though society will try to convince you that “variety is the spice of life,” the truth is if find a food you love, you should eat that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner until the day you die. Few could forget Super Size Me’s Don Gorske—who just enjoyed his 28,984th Big Mac this week—and Lil Yachty claims to have eaten pizza every single day since the second grade.
Head diva Mariah Carey also understands this foolproof logic. In an interview with E! News, as part of the rollout for the singer’s new Mariah's World reality show, Carey shared some interesting facts about her personal life—most notably, her two favorite food items.
“My diet, you would hate it," the singer said. "All you eat is Norwegian salmon and capers every day. That’s it.”
Basically, Mariah wakes up every morning and eats salmon and capers—sans bagel. Then, when she gets hungry at lunchtime, more lox and capers. Dinner time? You guessed it: more fish; more capers. Midnight snack? Well, you get the idea.
Though Mariah probably doesn't do her own grocery shopping, we would pay good money to see the "All I Want for Christmas Is You" singer in a fur coat going through the checkout at Costco with 30 pounds of fish for the week.