After months of mounting anticipation, the moment we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived. No, not the end of the 2016 presidential election. On Monday night, Martha and Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party premiered on VH1, quite possibly marking the most important televised event in our nation’s great history. Joined by Wiz Khalifa, Seth Rogen, and Ice Cube, the show’s co-hosts—lifestyle guru Martha Stewart, and West Coast rap legend Snoop Dogg—faced off against one another in the kitchen, showcasing their personal fried chicken recipes to the studio audience. (Spoiler: Snoop’s signature blend contains KC Masterpiece potato chips.)

While the series looked reminiscent of a traditional cooking show, with the guests crowding around the stove to get a better look at Martha and Snoop’s techniques, the episode was filled with more weed, booze, and sex references than side two of Doggystyle. Simply put, the premiere of Potluck Dinner Party was everything we hoped it would be—debauched, inebriated, and only a little uncomfortable.

From Wiz Khalifa dumping a bag of green “special ingredients” in Stewart’s pot, to the host admitting she’d been struck by lightning three times, these are the most memorable moments from Episode 1 of Martha and Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party.