The MLB postseason kicks off this week, but if you're a Texas Rangers fan, that might mean a clogged artery is in your future, rather than a pennant. On Sunday, the ball club unveiled four new food items available at the Globe Life Park in Arlington this month—excluding old standbys like chicken and doughnuts, bacon on a stick, and fried s'mores—and dear Lord, are they terrifying.  From onion ring-topped Philly cheesesteaks to two-pound cheeseburgers, let's break down all the grease-drenched meats Texans can shove in their faces while watching the American League's top seed hunt for the Commissioner's Trophy.