Whenever a robbery occurs, the first thing police want to know is if there were any defining characteristics of the perpetrator. So, it’s gotta be interesting when the answer to that question is: “He was wearing a mask, holding a gun, and… he had muffin tops and man boobs.”

That was the scene at a McDonald’s in Concord, New Hampshire on Friday morning when a masked, shirtless man came into the restaurant and held employees at gunpoint.


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(Screencapture via Concord Monitor)

The culprit in this case was not wearing a shirt, though reports say he was wearing non-slip water shoes. Really, whether you’re trekking through a cave or robbing a McDonald’s, water shoes are a must-cop accessory.


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It’s really no laughing matter, as the man turned his rifle on employees and told them he would kill them if they didn’t hand over the register tray, which they immediately did. Thankfully, no one was hurt.

Police turned over the above surveillance video in hopes that it would help locate the man, so if you have an annoying friend who always refuses to put a shirt on, now’s your chance to finally frame him for armed robbery.


As for the masked man himself, what could his motives have been? Is he furious with how All-Day Breakfast is being handled? Or, judging by his physique, was he really intending to rob the restaurant of all of its Happy Meals, but then got too embarrassed and just took the money instead. The world may never know.

[via Eater]

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