You must remember the Internet phenomena #PizzaRat. It’s only been, like, two weeks since someone filmed the rat dragging a slice of pie down some MTA steps before eventually giving up on the endeavor and disappear from sight.

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Everyone from President Obama to BuzzFeed was wilding out on on Twitter about the slice-toting rat. Now, there’s a sexy pizza rat costume you can buy online right now for $89.95. But why? Because every meme—from #gamergate to the potato salad kickstarter—should be turned into a Halloween costume, right?


https://twitter.com/sllambe/status/651072120978587648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Actually, this Pizza Rat costume is very confusing because, on one hand, it’s objectifying and promotes the worst things about Halloween; on the other hand, it proves that more garments should have pizza slices for pockets.


https://twitter.com/DamienFahey/status/651133284722696192

But Halloween costumes are not the only way The Man is making money off the #PizzaRat—who, we should point out, —New York Daily News reports that the viral sensation was also turned into a plush toy.


https://twitter.com/nypost/status/646802539032248320

Personally, we’re still waiting for the “It me, Papa John” sexy Halloween costume to hit stores. Might have to DIY that shit for October 31.

[via Esquire]