To be completely up front, we’ll say nothing novel, worthwhile, and/or pithy in this space about #PizzaRat. This Internet phenomena, which you can view in its glorious entirety above, is less than a few hours old and Twitter has already peaked with observations.

Before posting the witticism bukake that resulted from this clip hitting the Interweb, here are the scant details we can glean about this do-anything mammal: The rat drags a slice of pie down some MTA steps before eventually giving up on the endeavor to disappear from sight.

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That was cool and neat, albeit disgusting, if you call the city home. And because nothing worthwhile happens anymore unless social media chirps on it, he are the finest reactions from the commentariat.

https://twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/646047972648701952


https://twitter.com/RichJuz/status/646046471784148992

https://twitter.com/dansaltzstein/status/646045979481874432


https://twitter.com/MikePradaSBN/status/646047838267244544

https://twitter.com/rilaws/status/646047606993518592


https://twitter.com/the_blueprint/status/646046977176797186

https://twitter.com/russbengtson/status/646046221409370112


https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/646045355876962305

https://twitter.com/noyokono/status/646045325367635968


https://twitter.com/tomtomorrow/status/646045304287043584

https://twitter.com/maxburman93/status/646045009708453888


https://twitter.com/ayyy_west/status/646044848760471552

https://twitter.com/IsaacFitzgerald/status/646043965855240193


It me, pizza rat. It all of us, pizza rat.

[via DNA Info]