Earlier this month, a cloaked person was spotted allegedly dropping raw meat in a playground near Hudson Woods in Gastonia, North Carolina.
A cloaked person reportedly dropped raw meat at a playground. Did you see it? Do you have more photos to share? pic.twitter.com/ThNfXYwMvi
— Diane Turbyfill (@GazetteDiane) August 17, 2015
The photo, tweeted by a report for the local The Gaston Gazette, shows what appears to be a floating figure. The image provides zero context, leaving the Internet to decided what is actually happening.
Here are our best explanations of what’s going on:
Emperor Palpatine dropping his mixtape—wait no, that’s some chicken.
A druid controlled by Lil’ B, sent to do perform some Soylent-fueled sorcery on the playground and turn the children into vegetarians
Just met a squirrel in la who is not afraid of humans and actually embraces humans… Very inspiring to see let’s continue to help – Lil B
— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) July 2, 2015
Voldemort out on a grocery run
Someone taking Marshawn Lynch’s chicken wing-in-sock hack to the next level
UPDATE: Turns out the cloaked figure was just a college student working on a school project. While it was reported that the student was dropping raw meat, TMZ reports that nothing was ever found.